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Thursday, July 20th, 2006
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(It’s like the lyrics game , but with movies)
a-Pick 12 of your favorite movies
b-Choose quotes you like from each
c-Post the quotes and see who can guess the movie.
1. What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo.
2. Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.
3. Your mother is in here with us, would you like to leave a message? I'll be sure she gets it.
4. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
5. What do they call a Big Mac in France?
6. You're about as useful as a shit-flavored lollypop.
7. You must've thought it was white boy day.
8. I always tell the truth, even when I lie.
9. They're coming to get you, Barbara!
10. I got two guns. One for each of ya.
11. I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
12. My nipples look like milk duds! |
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Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
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GGGGGggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaagmklfeglk,fdjngk.lrjsgktmrdgbfjkl;hmngf,djgkljh;jnmh fdykl;htrl dy8eb hgdrbfzxysdceisqk,edc,x,dikluxihatethemotherfuckingsatkikluikldilkuurietehglreswtgklrehkjptgrhepikgthrelkjhkgrkjejtrkjgrtltlgrejgrengnrkengkdhskjfkdjffuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!fgne;ngkrejkdf. |
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| I want to stick my balls in your rectum, Kyle. |
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Friday, March 24th, 2006
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mood:  sleepy music: Animals - Nickelback
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, so me and Martina started a graphics commmunity. We make everything, but mostly colorbars and icons. You join, you request graphics, you make your own graphics, everybody's happy. You should really join. All of you. I'm not fucking around here.
That's ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) mw_graphics. Go now.
And if you want an example of my work, just take a look at the colorbars in my userinfo. There's like 50, and I made most of them. I made my icon, too, though I'm sure that's obvious.
I'll catch you cats on the flipside. |
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| What the fuck is juice? I want some grape DRINK! |
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Saturday, March 11th, 2006
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Woof, it's been a bit of a while since anything interesting happened, and I'm a man of few words anyway.
Dave Chappelle was on Inside the Actor's Studio the other day. At first, I was all like... why??? But then I watched it. It was fuckin historic. For the first time ever, James Lipton danced. Also, Dave Chappelle himself almost cried.
I got back from SETC on sunday. Everything but the SETC part was awesome. What sucked was this: I did what was probably the best audition Ive ever done, and I got 17 callbacks. But guess what? All a callback consisted of was visiting your college's booth, and getting a brochure. Aside from that, here's the awesome stuff: Our hotel room kicked ASS. It was a penthouse suite and had two stories. Yeah that's right. Went to Ripley's believe it or not and downtown Disney. Ate dinner at the House of Blues. That was a lot of jambalaya.
Here's some free advice for you folks. If you ever get your hands on a fresh Habanero pepper, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH IT UNTIL IT'S BEEN COOKED!!! I ate ONE SEED. ONE MOTHERFUCKING SEED. Wanna know what it felt like? Ever ate a handful of fire ants? Ever ate an atom bomb? There ya go. If for some reason you decide to be a fucking moron, drink a slushee. They help.
Ray Cannon is the most accidentally funny person EVER. He thought B.C. stood for "biblical times", he wants to go back in time and snipe Hitler, and he hid from Mrs. Romenack by hiding under a table.
Took Martina to some of Friday Night Live last night. It was either breakdancing, rapping, bad breakdancing or bad rapping. There was, however, a band formed by none other than Mr Joyce, Mr Marshall and Mr Bosco. Bosco and Marshall played guitar, and Mr Joyce took care of lead vocals. They did Oasis, Alice in Chains, and Nirvana. Joyce actually sounds a lot like the Alice in Chains guy. They rocked. And rolled. All night. Sweet Suzie. Also, Martina met my dad. Draw your own conclusions.
In other news, Noel Redding is grossly underrated as a bassist. If you listen to the song "Fire," the bass is better than the lead guitar, and dont forget, that's JIMI HENDRIX playing lead guitar.
In other other news, when I make my Fallout movie, Uwe Boll will see it, and shit his pants.
I'm out. |
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| Mentos: Not just the Freshmaker anymore... |
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Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
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mood:  hot music: Layla - Derek and the Dominoes
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A recipe for $3.00 instant awesome, courtesy of Mr. Chapp.
Head out to your local Eckerds, buy a two-liter of soda and a roll of mentos.
Open the soda and set it up OUTSIDE.
Drop a few mentos in and get to a safe distance.
And VOILA! Instant soda volcano! |
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| Lets play the lyrics game!!!! |
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
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1. My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know fa sho' (Outkast - Hey Ya)
2. Where I come from isn't all that great, my automobile is a peice of crap (Weezer - Beverly Hills)
3. The world is spinning too fast, I'm buying lead Nike shoes
4. I make my my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use
5. Rage in the cage and piss upon the stages, only one sure way to bring the giant down
6. Baby, here I am, I'm the man on the scene. I can give you what you want, but you got to come home with me (The Black Crowes - Hard to Handle)
7. My friends feel its their appointed duty, they keep trying to tell me...
8. Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell..
9. I like to dream, yes yes right between my sound machine (Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride)
10. If I was your leader, I would do my best, to keep that residue off my chest
11. Delia, oh Delia, Delia all my life. If I hadn't've shot Delia, I'd have her for my wife (Johnny Cash - Delia's Gone)
12. If I leave here tomorrow, would you stll remember me? (Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird)
13. It was the third of September, the day I'll always remember, yes I will.
14. Sometimes I feel I've got to run away, I've got to get away from the pain you drive in the heart of me (Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love)
15. She grew up in an Indiana town, had a good-lookin' mama, who never was around |
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| Greetings, sports fans... |
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Sunday, January 15th, 2006
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So, the Panthers just embarassed the Bears.
29-21. Mr Joyce is gonna be pissed.
But who cares about him? We are one game away from the SUPERBOWL! We will be playing the Seattle Seahawks, and if we can beat Chicago, we can sure as hell beat Seattle.
That means superbowl, which we will of course win.
How bout them Panthers? |
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| We rule |
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Monday, January 2nd, 2006
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mood:  mellow music: Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground
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Yesteray, The Carolina Panthers kicked the living shit out of the Atlanta Falcons, 44 to 11. You know what that means?
PLAYOFFS, BABY!
I know I said they wouldn't go all the way before, but I changed my mind, dammit. Its gonna be Colts vs Panthers in the Superbowl. Oh hell yeah. |
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| So this is Christmas... |
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
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So Christmas is over. Generally, It was pretty awesome. Wanna know what I got? Yeah, yeah you do.
- 2 watches, really nice ones. Not Rolex or anything, but still. One's a wristwatch, ones a hangy, pockety-watchy deal. I really needed a watch, so yay.
- Lots of wearable things. One shirt that has a golden ticket on it, a shirt that says "Audioslave" on it(I dont listen to audioslave.), a hoodie that says "southside football" (WTF?), a big warm vest thing, a couple sweaters, golves that are way too big, and a hat. The hat is awesome because its like a Ron Weasly hat minus the pompom on top.
- A shiny new CD burner, cause my old one broke.
- A gap gift card, but I traded it for my sister's target gift card.
- A deck of waterproof playing cards
- A Hot Topic gift card
- All the old Sonic the Hedgehog games that were ever on Sega Genesis, for Xbox (yay childhood memories!)
- Some big, heavy duty luggage bags
- A shitload of candy (Mostly tootsie rolls, though.)
- A grand total of 290 dollars, with which I got a new set of headphones, a freddy krueger t shirt, a ticket to see King Kong, and an mp3 player. Its like an ipod, only way cooler because it holds 10,000 songs and is compatable with windows media player instead of itunes so yay me!!!
Happy Decemberween, everybody! |
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| MOVIES!!!!!! |
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
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(x)Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x)Grease
(x)Pirates of the Caribbean
( )Boondock Saints
( )The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Young Frankenstien
(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
( )Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
( )Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
( ) American pie 2
( ) American Wedding
(x)Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x)Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x)Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
( ) Ghost
(x)Signs
(x)The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x)Butterfly Effect
( ) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x)Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
(x) Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) 10 things i hate about You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Coach Carter
( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
(x) Seven
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) Frailty
( ) Best Bet
( ) how to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday Original
(x) Freaky Friday Remake
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Swimfan
( ) Oracle
( ) Old School
( ) Ray
( ) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
(x) Boogeyman
( ) Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI: Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
( ) Air Force 1
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of Music
( ) Parent Trap 1 (the old one?)
(x) Parent Trap 2 (the new one?)
(x) The Terminator
(x) The terminator 2
(x) Terminator 3
( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
( ) The Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Sleepy Hollow
(x) The Godfather
(x) The Godfather 2
(x) The Godfather 3
(x) Goodfellas
(x) Pulp Fiction
( ) Jackie Brown
( ) Kill Bill
( ) Kill Bill 2
( ) Reservoir Dogs
(x) Scarface
(x) Full Metal Jacket
(x) Taxi Driver
( ) Master and Commander : The Far Side Of the World
(x) Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
( ) Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
( ) Crash
(x) The Breakfast Club
(x) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
( ) The Good Girl
Total: 96!!!! I win!!! |
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| We have lost a legend, folks. |
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Sunday, December 18th, 2005
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The great Richard Pryor, one of the foremost comic geniuses of all time, died of a heart attack on Saturday, December 10th, 2005. He was 65 years old. I ask you, why in the blue fuck haven't I seen a shred of tribute? Not even on Comedy Central! Not on any news channel or magazine or newspaper. What the fuck is wrong with you people?! Doesn't anyone give a shit? RICHARD PRYOR IS DEAD. Show some motherfucking respect, you apathetic assholes!
Rest in peace, Richard. I will miss you if no one else will. And hey, now that you're going to heaven, you'll finally be able to get some of that angel pussy you always wanted!
"I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time." ~ Richard Pryor
"There's nothing worse than being an aging young person." ~ Richard Pryor
"I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst... In other words, I had a life." ~ Richard Pryor |
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| So, I'm totally a bigshot filmmaker now. |
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Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
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Gueeeeeeeeeeess what? Give up? Alright, I'll tell you. Mr. Delaney was so impressed that I went out and made a zombie movie for no apparent reason, you know what he did? I'll tell you what he did! He approached ME to head up a project for him. He wants ME to direct a documentary on the making of 42nd street! That alone would be awesome in and of itself, but no! You know what else he went and did? He went and gave me COMPLETE CREATIVE CONTROL! He is allowing me to appoint my own crew, to come up with all the ideas, to oversee the editing process, he is not holding my hand at all! He is even giving me FINANCIAL BACKING! Best of all, he is acknowledging me as someone who is capable of handling something like this, and he is showing me an IMMENSE amount of respect. And to think, two years ago, I was terrified of him. This is gonna be fun. Oh hell yeah. |
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| Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
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Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
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Hello Hello Hello,
I've decided that poor Ash looked all lonely and sad just being a background picture without any entries to be behind, so I guess I should get up off my ass and finally write one... even though i'm sitting on my ass right now writing it... funny how that works... anyway, this being a journal, I suppose I should tell you all about my week, shouldn't I? Dont want to hear about it? Well you can just go fuck yourselves. Here Goes:
Decorated the house for Christmas on Sunday. It was freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing fucking cold outside and I was on the brink of hypothermia, but I toughed it out and hung the bloody lights. Mom and Shea put up the (fake and pre-lit. YAY!) Christmas tree and it's all pretty and stuff.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I started Drawing of the Three (by my own free will, of course) on... uh... Wednesday and I learned all about lobstrosities. Scary stuff.
Got my CLASS RING on thursday, it's gargantuan and I dont think anybody likes it but me, which is good because i'm the one wearing it, so yeah. I think its pretty. Screw you guys, I'm gonna go stare at my ring.
I saw Li'l Abner on Friday with Martina, and that was awesome. Friggin hilarious. Everybody who didn't see it is a big fat stupid loser. I HAS SPOKEN! Yeah, that's right.
Went over to Dad's for the weekend and watched War of the Worlds (The one with Tom Cruise) and today we watched this really shitty low-low-low-budget version that we discovered hiding in a deep dark corner of Hollywood Video... yeah, let's just say there's a reason that we found it hiding in a deep dark corner.
Fucked around a little on Dad's guitar... if mine was like his, I would practice waaaaaaay more often. It's a Sonata, acoustic/electric and really pretty and sounds really nice and really comfortable and is a million times less a piece of shit than mine. I kinda sorta made up my own little shred of a song and it actually sounds cool and I'm all proud of myself now...
Just got finished playing Scrabble with Shea, Dad and Amy (dad's "roommate"), aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand oh yes, I stomped 'em. By like 80 points. Bitches. The deal was that the winner gets catered to by the losers during the football game tomorrow. That means they make me food, serve it to me, and clean up after I'm done. Oh hell yeah.
Um, I'm pretty sure that's it... we're gonna go watch Unleashed and I'm gonna read some Dark Tower and go to sleep. Glorious, glorious sleep.
Oh! It's been DAYS since i last made any colorbars. See? It's not a habit, I can quit any time I want.
I love the three people who will read this. At least I have a few friends.
Cheers,
~Wes |
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